Film Review – X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand stars Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance, as himself. Flatley is clearly a mutant in real life and it has taken some guts for him to essentially come out and admit this.

Having struggled through his childhood burdened with the mutant gift of slightly-twattish-dancing, Flatley arrived in adulthood an egocentric no-mark. His constant need for reassurance and admiration distances him from non-mutants and soon enough he becomes an outcast from society, spending his time dancing twattishly in the forests of New Hampshire.

Flatley’s penchant for enormous belt buckles proves the making of him as it – with Flatley attached – is attracted to Magneto. Flatley teaches Magneto how to dance like a twat. Magneto brings Flatley into peak physical condition. A confrontation with other mutants isn’t long in coming. Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance's twattish-tap-dancing finale is abhorrent.