Film Review - The Black Dahlia

Who will take the rosette at the annual horticulural show? Will it be Lesley, played by Lesley Garrett? Will it be Leslie, played by Leslie Ash? Will it be Leslie, played by Leslie Nielsen? Will it be Leslie, played by Leslie Grantham?

Or could it be Karl, played by Karl Howman of Brush Strokes and the Flash adverts fame? For he has cultivated a Black Dahlia. And a Black daffodil.

The jury are predominantly goths, so you work it out.