Film Review - Lucky Number Slevin

Film guy comes up with shockingly bad title for film. Film guy attempts to engineer a situation where said shockingly bad title would apply. The result is laughable. The studio ploughs on regardless.

Nobody's called Slevin. It's moronic. No, wait. There's a doctor Eamonn Slevin at the University of Ulster. Clearly Slevin was the best non-fictional name that sounded kind of like 'seven'. It's probably pronounced to rhyme with 'even' but don't let that stop you.

Here are some more film titles that are also shit:

• Lucky Number Spevan
• Unlucky Thirteed
• A World Elevel
• Sweet Sixdreen

Feel free to use any of those, Hollywood.