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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Film Review - The Jacket


The Jacket is an old-fashioned farce starring George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Britney Spears and Elton John.
Elton John buys a ludicrous, pink, velour jacket encrusted with sapphires. George Clooney buys a ludicrous, pink, velour jacket encrusted with sapphires. Julia Roberts does the same and Britney Spears does the same. Meanwhile, across town, the police are receiving word that a priceless pink, velour jacket encrusted with sapphires has been stolen.

So, by some amazing coincidence, all four stars go for dinner at the same restaurant, separately. They leave their jackets with the special coat guy and he hangs them up. Obviously, all the jackets get mixed up and in a painful series of virtually impossible scenarios, the four stars repeatedly exchange jackets at different locations, without once meeting each other. Occasionally the police confiscate one of the jackets before returning it and confiscating a separate one.

The moral of the film seems to be that regardless of any similarities in clothing, celebrities keep different things in their pockets.


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