Film Review - True Romance

Sue Lawley. Thor. It's a marriage made in heaven, right?

WRONG!

Think about it. Lawley's a former newsreader. Thor's a Norse God. Lawley loves autocues. Thor only has eyes for his hammer. This is NOT a true romance.

The final straw for Thor's dad, Odin, is when he finds out that Lawley is a Brummie.

"You may have failed to drain that horn of mead, because it was actually connected to the ocean. You may have set your sister's husband-to-be increasingly difficult and time-consuming tasks, until he was petrified at dawn, on account of his being a dwarf. But you will NOT marry Sue Lawley. She is from Birmingham."