Film Review - Spoon

Unbelievable. You give a film the best name ever and then ruin it by (a) not making it about a spoon or (b) not making it about a guy who is a complete spoon - ie, a spanner, a tool, a dunce, an eejit.

No. This film's about a guy who's called Spoon. It's not even Mr Spoon of Button Moon fame. That would have been acceptable. This person doesn't even have a single piece of spoon anatomy (that we get to see). He's just called Spoon.

There are a number of Spoons in this film. If only there were a number of spoons (lower-case 's').