Film Review – Rain Man

Rain Man is a superhero. Rain Man is made entirely out of water; not primarily out of water, like you or me, but solely out of water. Perennial wet blanket, Ronan Keating plays the lead role.

Does he wash? Can he swim? Does he make chairs wet when he sits on them? None of these questions are answered. Instead we’re treated to thirteen separate occasions where Rain Man rescues someone from a burning building.